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Nakago Short Story
Part 1 and 2
Nakago! Shikkari Shinasai!

Nakago Get A Hold Of Yourself!
Part One

Miaka: Why? Why don't you kill me?
Nakago: You should know the reason better than anyone else...
Miaka: Nakago! There isn't supposed to be a kiss there! You stupid idiot!!
Nakago: Oh god, that nightmare again!!
WHAT!!! It's that time already!?!
Narrator: His name is Nakago. An actor who has just debuted recently. With much luck he was able to get a part as Nakago on the very popular Fushigi Yuugi series.
Nakago: I'm very sorry I was late.
Tamahome: Nakago you jerk,for being a nobody how many times do you need to come in late to be satisfied!
Narrator: He is Tamahome.Since starting out small, he has done CM's and movies and is a very popular actor...
Nakago: I'm so sorry
Miaka: Really, are you sure you have what it takes to be an actor?
Narrator: Miaka, a super Idol, 15 years old, but it is said she makes herself out to be 10 years older than she is.
Nakago: I'm so sorry...
Tamahome: Great, now I don't feel like shooting. Let's go eat!
Miaka: Yeah you're right!
Voice: Miaka-san, could we request an interview?
Miaka: Okay ^_^
Voice: Oh hell, let's do lunch then... umm, right, Director Ishi?
Voice: Ok then, lunch time!
Nakago: I'm starting to think I wasn't made out to be an actor. Maybe I should go back to the country and do farming.
Yui: Nakago-san..
Nakago: Yui-san!
Yui: Do you like Natto?
Nakago: Yes, it's one of my favorite food.
Yui: It came with the fried fish, some left overs but here you can have it.
Nakago: Thank you very much!
Yui: See you later!
Nakago: Yui-san is so like a normal person. She's so great!
Yui: oh yeah, it seems Tamahome-san and Miaka-san are in a bad mood so be careful ok?
Nakago: What should i do??? ):

Part 2
Voice: Next, Last Cut!
Director: Nakago! Tamahome-san, it's about the next scene after you've hit him, let's try a kiss.
Nakago: WHAT????
Tamahome: A kiss? oh hell, just do it. Don't kid around!
Nakago: (famous Naka/Tama kissing scene) Oh yes, to think about it, the Suzaku-no-miko's lips were pretty soft. I'll tell you what kind of lips they were...
Tamahome: You bastard, what did you eat for lunch?
Nakago: Gyoza, Miso-ramen and Natto. ):
(sign,Fushigi Yuugi dressing room)
Nakago: Everyone,those who are in Fushigi Yuugi are popular. All but me... ):
Soi:A dirty image tends to do that to actors.
Voice:Nakago-san, a delivery!
Nakago:Huh? Oh! those are Dirt Colored Roses (pink note says Nakago-sama)
Nakago:Yes,i have this person, the one who always sends me dirtcolored roses (pink note says good luck/work hard) I'll keep working hard until a full year comes. ^_^;
Soi:Those roses always come but... kind of bad taste don't you think?
Nakago: AH! you crushed my Takoyaki!

Soi: Then eat your roses then.
Manga Paper (center translations)
"I didn't really care if I became a god or not"
"I just wanted revenge..."

(red bandana, says Ashi Number 1, meaning Assistant number 1)
Ashi: Um Sensei, where are you going?
Sensei (Watase Yuu): I need to send some flowers... they make "him" happy... *

To be continued..?

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В общем, держите мелкую отрыжку в виде перевода какой-то несмешной ###ни по тайтлу, который я терпеть не могу, да. Именно ЭТОГО вы ждали от меня неделю с лишним.

Какой позитивный настрой, однако.
Но на счёт "терпеть не могу" - человека понять можно.